Me: Hello there it's me Betrayal and I'm filling in for Time while she rests up from uhh well Claude's affection......
Ciel: I'm not looking forward to this
Me: you'll get over it
Claude: I don't think many people will survive
Time: I hope not!
Everyone: *le gasp*
Me: Time and I are doing a tag team sort of thing but we'll both be here
Time & Me: *evil smile*
Sebastian: this won't end well....
Alois: I think having these two around will be fun
Will: for who?
Grell: can we skip your evil dares
Me: hahahahaha no!
Time: this is going to be fun!
Me: let's get started Ciel~
Ciel: yes there is a girl I would marry instead of Elisabeth
Lizzy: :,( I knew it!
Me & Time: who?!
Ciel: you only asked is
Time: Betrayal why didn't you think this through!
Me: XP don't care, Ciel do you know what time (see what I did there) it is
Me: it's yaoi reading time!
Time: *grabs a laptop*
Me: *googles Sebastian x Ciel yaoi* pick one
Ciel: *sighs and clicks on the first one and starts reading*
Me & Time: enjoy!
Me & Time: Alois~ *evil smiles*
Alois: I would probably marry Time
Me: ahahahahahaha *laughing ass off*
Claude: *frowns* your highness Time's a bit old for you
Alois: than I would marry Betrayal
Time: *laughs ass off* ahahahahahaha
Me: no thanks!
Alois: :,(, I don't dress like a girl!
Me & Time: yes you do
Alois: because I can *pulls out sunglasses* just deal with it!
Ciel: I'm finished.....
Me: you look pretty well...... Dead
Ciel: that was disgusting how do people like things like that
Me: I don't know, if you ask me I think that's pretty nasty but I'm not going to judge people for what they like
Time: people like this stuff easy
Me: now read a lemon!
Time: hmm it has to be someone from another anime
Time: *lightbulb* hey Betrayal who's that transvestite palm tree you hang out with
Me: he is not a transvestite I can assure you he is male and his name is Envy.......... Shit.........
Time: an Envy lemon it is, feel free to read with him Betrayal
Me: *eye twitch* shut the fuck up!
Time: nahh I'm good
Me: anyways Alois~
Alois: Claude has raped me many times and I liked it
Me: no, no rape is not funny
Time: I knew you had experience *points at Claude*
Claude: *eye twitch*
Me: *sighs* I'm guessing no ones listening to me..... Alright Alois go find a fangirl and talk to her
Alois: O_o o-on it *leaves*
Time: how are you doing over there Ciel
Ciel: Betrayal does he really look like that *points to a picture of Envy*
Me: *sighs* yep, are you finished?
Ciel: *slowly nods head*
Time & Me: now for Ciel x Alois
Ciel: O_o this is cruel
Me: *grabs Ciel by the chin* if you want something cruel I'll give you something cruel *winks and let's go*
Me: I'm kidding now read!
Ciel: *starts reading*
Alois: *comes in torn and shredded*
Time: we said a fangirl not an crazy obsessive bitch
Me: well next part....
Alois: Oh Lizzy~
Me & Time: phew
Lizzy: yes Alois
Alois: who should I flirt with
Me & Time: -_-'
Me: well shit.......
Time: *is currently laughing ass off*
Alois: Hey Betrayal~
Me: *sighs* yes
Alois: have you ever been found guilty
Me: for what!
Alois: for being so beautiful!
Me: *bitch-slaps Alois* you picked the wrong girl!
Time: shouldn't it be homunculus
Me: I'm the only homunculus in the room
Alois: owwww this really hurt Betrayal
Me: that's Karma, Ciel~
Ciel: *shudders* yes
Me: go find some shippers and talk with them!
Ciel: *leaves mumbling death threats*
Time: who's next?
Claude: fine I won't rape anyone
Me: Time! Leave the room!
Me: bitch don't make meh use my powers!
Time: *growls* fine *leaves*
Me: so Claude what do you think about Time
Me: you have to answer
Claude: I think she is interesting
Me: would you have a relationship with her
Claude: most likely
Me: so the answer is yes!
Claude: your words not mine
Everyone who's in the room: dawwww
Me: okay! :3
Claude: how am I going to amuse you
Me: by being Sebastian's Bitch
Sebastian: *hands Claude a list* do all that is on this list
Claude: as you wish
Ciel: those shippers ask very personal questions!
Time: shippers will ship
Sebastian: fine *sighs* Tash
Tash: Betrayal you are evil
Me: thank you!
Tash & Sebastian: *leave to give their children 'the talk'*
Me & Time: Grell!
Grell: I'm not a transvestite, darling I'm fabulous, I don't want to be a male and fine I'll read one *sits at laptop and starts reading one*
Me: so what did you say?
Sebastian: when a man put his transportation into a woman's destination it increase population
Me & Time: XD
Sebastian: well I'm away from Tash and cats :,( ,I'm only perverted when it comes to Tash so this should be easy
Me: the word there being should
Sebastian: I cried just then...., oh and Tash has gone to hang out with Angela
Claude: *comes in smelling like fish*
Me: dares completed
Grell: *shocked* I don't believe people write this when I'm attracted to Bassy!
Time: okay can we fini--
Me: is everyone in here
Me: well then prepare to watch twilight! *puts twilight on and locks all exits*
Time: where are you going Betrayal!?
Me: I have things to do and people to see so peace bitches
A/N~ I don't own Kuroshitsuji or Tash, I own Time & Betrayal also I don't dis anyone if you ship AloisxCiel or SebastianxCiel or GrellxReader, I'm not going to judge you, you can just keep on shipping see if I care.